A list of some funny Family Guy quotes.

Stewie: Let me tell you something Nessa, a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fucking sock in it you cow!

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.
Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?
Peter: Oh yeah.

Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?

Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.

Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.

Peter: Here's to our neighbors. They may be black, handicap, or a heartless sex hound. But if it weren't for them, some smelly Hawaiians might move in.

Peter: Ok, there's this Jewish guy and a Chinese guy at a bar, and...oh, God (looking at a bunch of Jewish men on one side, and Chinese men on the other side)! Ok, so there's this Jewish guy and a Chinese guy at a bar, and they see this naked priest...oh, sorry Father.
Naked Priest: Nah, it's alright. I've heard them all.

Peter: You know, some people think that dandlions are weeds, but, you know, I always think, who the hell decided tulips were so great?

Lois: Peter, did you post a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.
Lois: You posted it over me!!
Peter: Yeah, I think it looks better.

Chris: Yea, we can live with you again even though you are a dangerous retard!
Peter: Chris, don't say retard. we preffer to be called 'little people' because there is nothing wrong with being mentally challenged. In fact, i've learned we are superior, above all you dumb brainy smarties , and one day you will beg us for mercy...and we will consider it.

Host: This one for Peter Griffin and Tony Randall.
Announcer: The password is "flaming".
Peter: You...
Tony: Actor.
Peter: You...
Tony: Tony?
Peter: You...

Peter: Wow! Lois, look at you! You look like Britney Spears! Except not a fat guy.

Lois: What did I tell you?
Peter: You told me not to drink at the stag party.
Lois: and what did you do?
Peter: I drank at the sta- Whoa... I almost fell right into that one!

Quagmire: Hey Peter, uhh you have a card for if you transfered V.D. to somebody.
Peter: Uhh lets see here...uhh yep, "Sorry I accidentally gave you V.D."
Quagmire: Huh, that's all you have is accidental huh? All right I'll take it.

Lois: I just wish my opinion mattered to you.
Peter: Well, the important thing is, it matters to you, and that's the greatest gift of all.

Peter: When she worries she says things like 'I told you so,' and 'Stop doing that, I'm asleep.'

Grandpa Griffin: You're a good woman, Lois. Perhaps you won't burn in hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.
Peter: There you go, Lois, you love kids.

Counselor: I'd like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that I can observe your uncensored behavior.
Peter: Wow, just like that show Big Brother ... except somebody'll be watching.

If you know any then send'em in. =)

It did on the Game Cube it did on the PS2 and guess what? It's no better on the Wii. The script still sucks, the VO is awful and the bad guys aren't scary. As a mater of fact nothing in this game is scary except the acting, story and writing.
This game is just bad. The only improvement was the over the shoulder camera.
I hate all the characters in this game, there all shit.

Some people say that the story is an improvement over the previous on. But its not, it's a giant step back. The others ripped of good movies but did it well. RE4 rips of movies and games but does it shittily. This shity game reverses every thing George A. Romero did to the zombie genre. Romero turned lame zombies that strangled or kidnapped people and where controlled by some voodoo master and which wasn't even scary even back in the 20s and 30s into the flesh eating undead.

This is not a survival horror game. It's an action adventure game and not even a very good one. Ever thing it does it does half assed. This game should allow you to duck and dodge enemy attacks at any time. But instead it's a fuckin mini game. WTF?
And why is it that ever time you rescue Ashley she gets caught again, what kind of secret service agent is Leon. And why would the President send one guy? Why not the Navy Seals? I mean he was only a cop for one day.

I want more zombies and more HUNK. No more Leon and no more ......what ever the fuck those bastards were.

Now excuse me while i go watch the original Dawn Of The Dead to cheer my self up. Although the remake was pretty good to.

Too much realy. i mean just look.

To bad i realy wanted stake.

Update: no more BBQ. =(

9/11 truthers are dumb asses.

check out my BBS post on them
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/87 1267

Bill Maher kicking dumb ass Truthers of his show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKL2AIY mZ4Y

The lame response.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGm3_Rl tqQg

Sad that no one takes you seriously so you have to use Bill Maher's audience laughing at something he said to seem like you made a good point.

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Now unlike http://www.familyguynow.com/ in my other post some of the episode on this site are offline but the problem is being addressed so please be patient. enjoy

Now watch Stewie dance. I was going to get a south park one but i couldnt find one so fuck it.

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If you like Family Guy then this site is for you. all episodes free and full. so support the damn site.

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They cannot hide; we are everywhere.

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Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as they are; still our methods are a parallel to there own. Doubtless they will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution they have so long warned there followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.

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Knowledge is free.

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We do not forgive.

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Expect us.

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scientologist.html

This is the Scientology propaganda video which the "church" demanded be removed from YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uA bxS0

Message to Scientology

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbKv9y iLiQ

Call to Action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrkchXC zY70

Code of Conduct

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-063clx iB8I

THANK YOU

This forum was deleted yesterday and there was no reason given it was only up for a few moments.

I fined it odd that a site like this has mods which would fined this offensive. This is for the supporters of PROJECT CHANOLOGY and Anonymous.

We are here for the people not the profit.

Yup some how my macromedia flash player 9 got corrupted and i am going to uninstall and then reinstall to se if that fixs the problem.

The real problem is that this has happend before. why does this keep happening? is it my PC? do i have a virus? can that even mess with flash player?

This is a real problem for me and i need help. how can i stop this from happening again and is there eney other way to fix the problem other then uninstalling it and reinstalling it.

PLZ HELP!!!

So another pice of shite made by talentless hacks. this is the worst one yet. i mean come on people its the first button with the 0 and the realy angry Pico face, PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!!!

but why do these jackoffs keep submiting this shite?
Do you get pionts for submiting flash that even if it makes it past the judgment stage will eventuly be deleted? thank the all mighty mods. I mean is that it? are they just stat whores?

Please some one tell me i dont know whats going on. what is newgrounds turning into? if you love newgrounds then blam there crap. protect the community from flash spammers.fckin dicks i hate those douchebags so so damn much.